Patrick Starring


when you stay at home with nothing to do other than wait for your friend to come back from whatever plans they have that day. it is inspired by the episode of spongebob squarepants t-tled “new student starfish”, when patrick is upset that spongebob has to go to school and can’t hang out. spongebob asks patrick, “what do you normally do while i’m gone?” to which patrick replies, “wait for you to get back!”
friend a: “sorry, i can’t hang out right now, i have work until ten.”
friend b: “that’s okay, i’ll just be patrick starring until you get out.”

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