patrishlotic
describing the patriotic shlock that certain friends and relatives forward in email.
bro: did you read the latest hyper-sentimental dreck from uncle vernon?
sis: yeah. you know, i love our country, too, but i can’t stand all the poor formatting, animated gifs of fluttering american flags, and sloppy rhetoric. i wish he’d leave me off all his patrishlotic forwards.
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