patryce
wears multiple wigs. has a record. never pays for her food. looks in the mirror everyday wondering if she will ever be better than she is now. drinks wine alone every night and sings songs on snapchat. may or may not have a few kids in jail.
whatever you do, don’t be a patryce.
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