dybala, the next messi, maybe even better than him.
what a goal by paulo dybala
- tabasco method
(n.) the act of using two condoms while putting tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you’re down to your last line of defense against any stds. steve, i picked up a prost-tute after the game last night and i used the tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. that’s […]
a small asian-latina with no asian heritage you ok puqui? an affectionate name that latino fathers use for their daughters, usually followed by a series of “0’s” mi puqui 000000
- b*tch im threw
when you just can’t deal and you literally have to throw yourself from the situation whether it be a funny conversation or something ridiculous . chantelle: did she really do that? makeda: yessss she did chantelle: did she really read her love letters to him in front the entire school makeda: yesssssssss chanice: she really […]
- hey babe lemme use your phone real quick
something your gf says to see if your cheeting hey babe lemme use your phone real quick
simply a gigantic r-t-rd who has a tiny p-n-s. warning: girls, don’t get in to bed with him, he has a tiny p-n-s, but his flirt game is strong. that guy is such an aaban.