when you purchase peach rings at a local gas station and come to find out that there is actually no peach flavoring in any of the ingredients.
haley: -checks peach ring ingredients “what the h-ll, there’s not even peach flavoring anywhere in these!”
hannah: “daaaamn you’ve been peach b-tched!”
- hit the silks
used by the u.s. air force. it means to bail out of a plane and use the parachute. you have a hole in your left wing! hit the silks!
- sue of side
this is worse than suicide. it’s like a feeling you can never get out because there is that one side of u where u just want to kill urself but then u will be put on trial bc the other side of you will sue u for trying to commit such powerful act as sue […]
- netflix and freeze
like netflix and chill except s-xual expectations are not met. one party -thinks- it’s going to be netflix and chill, but they are soon surprised to be freezed out of anything intimate. i thought we were going to netflix and chill but every time i tried to make an advance, i was rebuffed. it was […]
a faux-rightist traitor who claims to support free markets and a small central government, but in actuality caters to the demands of leftist/socialist voters and politicians. jeb bush is a conservicuck for supporting obama’s protections for illegal immigrants.
- hot pocket squirt
relating to ‘alabama hot pocket’ verb: after having s-xual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her p-ssy, you proceed to take a sh-t her p-ssy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over. my boyfriend loves it when i hot pocket squirt on his d-ck. alabama hot pocket squirtp-ssyc-ntcooter