peacocking

when one, male or female, spreads ones legs in a fashion that suggests invitation in a seductive manner. usually involves lifting ones leg i’m propped style with the pelvic region thrusted outward.
the man in sitting at the bar is peac-cking in our direction.

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peac-cking means dressing for attention. just like peac-ck’s use their feathers to get a mate.
peac-cking is meant to make opening a girl easier, but if you’re not congruent with your look (like, if you look like you’re gay and you try to hit on a girl), wires are gonna get crossed somewhere and you’re gonna blow yourself out.
peac-cking is the action or actions exhibited in the beginning stages of courting. these actions are typically only temporary and exist during “the chase” of a mate. much like a male peac-ck displaying his fruitful colors of his feathers to capture the attention of a mate.
for example, bob, while dating jane, paid for dinner, brought her flowers & candy, won prizes for her. however, after confirmation of a mutual relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) all actions taken to impress jane are now gone. ergo, bob was peac-cking. courting dating
when a girl unwraps her toga at a toga party so that the back of the toga is still attached to her by her belt; she uses said unwrapped toga to attract a mate or dance partner by wagging it in a suggestive manner.
sarah: where is hayley?
carrie: she is peac-cking with julius caesar!!!
1.raising your arms wide and high above your head to show someone that you are not afraid and are willing to fight them. offen the precursor to all bar fights.

2. an all inclusive gesture to ask some douchebag 3 questions. 1) do you have a problem? 2) what’s your problem? 3) what are you going to do about it?!
guy 1.dude, i think sh-t is about to go down!
guy 2. why? what’s going on?
guy 1. i don’t know but joe is peac-cking that guy right in his face!
generally when someone makes it blatently obvious that they are proud of something, like a peac-ck opening up its feathers. the term is used to state when someone is beginning to get annoyed at the person who is arrogantly proud.
male 1: did you see how many girls i got with last night!?

male2: dude, they were all relatively ugly.

male1: i could have slept with all of them if i wanted too.

male2: jesus christ, stop peac-cking!
when a guy, traditionally with a big nose, puts his nose into a women’s v-g-n- until she -rg-sms. this usually involves some sort of nose plug and must be performed by someone who is able to hold their breathe for long periods of time.
guy: hey guy 2 how’d it go with sarah last night?
guy 2: oh it was great. she let me peac-ck her.
guy: dude that’s awesome! i wish i was you, but i don’t have a big enough nose for peac-cking, anyways.
the act of writing on someones facebook wall to make either yourself or your friend seem more fun/cool/witty/popular. it is often done with the intention of someone in particular reading it.
q: why did sarah write that on janes facebook wall rather than just text her?
a: she was obviously peac-cking

jane: i really want max to think that i am moving on!
sarah: don’t worry, i will peac-ck you later about last night

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