Peak White

the point that white people reach – normally in the winter, after an extended period of not tanning – in which their skin color becomes the whitest-white that it can possibly be. “peak white” is characterized by skin so intensely white that you would swear it’d glow in the dark. sometimes peak white skin even appears blue because you can see blood vessels beneath it.
warning: looking at a naked white girl who’s at peak white has been known to cause spontaneous blindness.

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