peanut dick


the result of causing someone to pink sock
if i hadn’t worn a condom, i’d be sporting some filthy peanut d-ck.
when one’s significant other is pregnant and the unborn child has the face/spirit of george washington carver. when one copulates with the partner, the unborn george washington carver f-ll-t-s one’s p-n-s while engaged in the v-g-n-l c-n-l, thereby imparting “peanut d-ck.”
“carol’s pregnant with george washinton carver’s spirit and he totally gave me peanut d-ck last night when i was f-cking her.”

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