Staten Island Surprise
having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. named after the new york borough that popularized the practice.
yo, tony? did you hear what happened to joe the other night? that hoe from the bar gave him a staten island surprise.
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