1. pear (n.) a fruit in the rosaceae family. native in asia and central europe.
2. pear (adj.) a young lady who’s bottom and hips are large, plump, and shapely, with the exception of small br–sts.
1. that pear tasted very sweet, just like i like it.
2. jeez man, mariah is such a pair, i can’t stop staring at her gorgeous b-tt!

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