pearl of great price
when a guy is about to c-m, the girl puts her ear up to his belly b-tton, like she is listening into a seash-ll, and then he shoots it all in her face.
my friend asked me if my boyfriend got me any jewelry for my birthday. i said, “not exactly, we got drunk early and started making out. then he gave me a pearl of great price and just p-ssed out…”
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