Pearling


when a man or a woman is having a rough day and they have acc-mulated too much sand in their v-g-n-. once the stress becomes overwhelming, the acc-mulated sand transforms into a giant pearl that incidentally induces more crabbiness.
after getting stuck in traffic the whole day, i was pearling all night.
pearling is actually another term for subdermal implants in the genitals. subdermals are usually made with silicone molds, but can also be made with other things. subdermals are planted underneath the skin so that they create a raised design. people use pearling as a way to increase s-xual pleasure by having rods and small beads implanted in either the l-b– or the foreskin on the p-n-s. this practice was believed to be started by the j-panese.
bob used pearling to please his wife more in bed.
pearling or genital beading is a form of body modification, the practice of permanently inserting small beads made of various materials beneath the skin of the genitals—of the l-b–, or of the shaft or foreskin of the p-n-s. as well as being an aesthetic practice, this is usually intended to enhance the s-xual pleasure of partners during v-g-n-l or -n-l intercourse.

the practice seems to have been fairly common across world cultures and is still done today. in contemporary society pearling is usually done by professional body piercers, and sometimes by people who specialize in surgical body modification (who are often very publicity-shy, for fear of legal repercussions).
pearling my cootchee hurt like a sonofabeetch but feels really good now, whether i’m gettin’ it or sittin’ in cl-ss.
-getting caught in a boldface lie in a rather public fashion
-wearing obnoxiously vibrant jackets to garner undeserved attention
-being an all-around ignorant jack-ss
man 1: “i think i’ll wear my orange blazer out tonight…”
man 2: “dude, you’re not gunna get any girls when you’re pearling like that”
to roll the perfect jay
man i be pearling it all the time why you think this jay looks so nice all the time.
going down on a female when body jewelery is present.
“yo, pearling on sarah was awesome!”
the small amount of white liquid that slowly drips from a guys p-n-s.
when a guy is getting ready topound a girl from behind, and white liquid drips froom his d-ck. essentially pre c-m

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