Pearly Penile Papules
a condition that some men and only men possess. often mistaken for genetal herpes or genetal warts. a ring of small b-mps will be found around the corona of the p-n-s head. can also be found on the shaft of the p-n-s in groupings. perfectly harmless. they are a random genetic condition that are not medically dangerous or contageous. perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. the shortening is ppp.
“i noticed i had some small b-mps on my p-n-s, so i went to the doctor to have it checked out. he said it was pearly penile papules. he said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about.”
these are normal small white b-mps that sometimes occur around the rim of the head of the p-n-s on uncirc-mcised guys. they call them “pleasure b-mps” and say they are really sensitive.
p-n-s glans uncirc-mcised pearly penile papules
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