peckometer
some really attractive person that really makes a guy get a hard on. a p-n-s reaction
man, she is so s-xing i have got really got mega hard on. she rate a 110 on my peckometer! man my p-n-s is so hard or. she is so gross, my peckometer rates less than zero.
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