Pedocon
an ancient race of transformers that likes younger transformers. often found transforming near school zones or apearing as a “sketch van”.
gene: “dude that van was totaly creep mode on that kia”..
rob: “dang bro, yea its totaly a pedocon”.
(n) a man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a s-xual relationship with her daughter.
(v) the act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.
sam: it seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.
ken: i’m just trying to pull a pedocon job. i’m hoping that it will lead to a chance to f-ck her daughter.
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