pedophile van


a large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.
my friend just bought a total pedophile van. either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

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