a pedo pervert that enjoys, no needs, to bring out the pedo in anyone they know for more than 5 minutes by getting (unusually) another male to admit that some underage actor or model is “hot” – thus justifying their own desire for young children.
ted is a real pedovert, he keeps wanting me to admit that chloe grace moretz was hot in kick -ss!
- host roast
when your hosting a party or event and you are stressed out “oh my god i don’t think i bought enough serviettes jenny is gonna think i’m incompetent” “dude robin chill you just got host roast”
a lil b-tch that doesn’t care for feelings and acts like the biggest lil peep fan but has only listened to fifteen seconds of ‘witchblades’ by lil peep. rhia: dude, stop being such a stratocastermeme. jasper: what’s that? rhia: a lil b-tch.
a version of the very popular youtube channel simplynailogical. simply face logical does makeup videos or shows herself using face products. simplyfacelogical is making a makeup tutorial.
- blazing blow
toothless woman/man sucking c-ck. man i needed that blazing blow like for real.
- turnkey jerk
turn·key jerk /ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/ noun a person who is just automatically a jerk. simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. no muss. no fuss. the kind of person you can easily find at george costanza’s “jerk store”. if the jerk store calls, they are probably looking for you – the turnkey jerk. person […]