turnkey jerk

turn·key jerk
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/


a person who is just automatically a jerk. simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. no muss. no fuss. the kind of person you can easily find at george costanza’s “jerk store”. if the jerk store calls, they are probably looking for you – the turnkey jerk.
person 1: “i think cathy is a real turnkey jerk…”
person 2: “yea, maybe, but that dude ryan is even more of a turnkey jerk-face”

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