Peginus
pe-gin-us. a collaboration of p-n-s, v-g-n- and -n-s for when you just can’t decide whether someone is being a p-n-s, v-g-n- or an -rs-hole. you may also possess a peginus, when it’s such a mess down there you can’t tell if it’s a p-n-s, v-g-n- or -rs-hole.
‘jerry you peginus’
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a s-xual organ that resembles both the p-n-s and v-g-n-; similar to a tranny but only royally f-cked up people can have this, example below.
lady gaga has a peginus.
a p-n-s that has been tainted by the leathery fluid released by the v-g-n- during the painful process of s-xual intercourse with a woman.
the only thing he has going for him is that he has a p-n-s, of course after s-x with a woman is it really ever a p-n-s again? i’d imagine it would be a peginus.
when you see a girl that is so repulsive that your d-ck shrinks back up into your body, thus creating a v-g-n- where your p-n-s normally belongs.
jeremy: “d-mn did you know that mark is going out with hope?”
oliver: “yea i know i got a peginus when he introduced her to me!”
a cross between a pegina (p-n-s+v-g-n-) and an -n-s. s-xual intercourse with such a mythical s-xual organ is referred to as simultaneous double penetration. this mythical organ is believed to be the production of pheromone abuse in a combination with hemaphroditism.
they can also be considered the combination of a vaginus (v-g-n-+-n-s) and a p-n-s; or a penus (p-n-s+-n-s) and a v-g-n-.
man #1: dude, last night i had s-x with a peginus, it was the best thing ever!
man #2: dude, you were f-cking high, those things dont exist!
man #1: what are you talking about, i f-ck one very week!
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