the phobia of being scared. if you have it, you’re literary scared of being scared… it’s like, phobiception.
you’re scared that you’ll be scared, but then you realise you’re scared of being scared, so then you’re scared and then you’re even more scared, because you just realised you’re scared of being scared and that makes you even more scared which makes you so scared that you’re very very scared which completely scares you and you’re so scared of being scared that you can’t help being scared, but you’re scared that you are scared… that’s phobophobia for you :/
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a pathological condition whereby the sufferer fears those who fear pathologically.
remembering that his friend suffered from an acute case of phobophobia, timothy abstained from mentioning that hiding in grandma’s trunk made him feel claustrophobic.
being afraid of being afraid.
this is something you can really get worked up with.
a: don’t scare him. he has phobophobia.
b: aaaah! that was scary …. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
the word used when you have ham and turkey mixed, incorrectly called, by some, hamurkey or birdpig. dude, did you see that birdpig? homie thats a pigbird, ham comes first.
a fan of the pairing of mabel and dipper from the show gravity falls. note: they’re twin siblings. “oh wow. have you heard of the new ship pinecest?” “no. but have you seen billdip yet?” “isn’t that a triangle and a young boy?” “pinecest is basically incest.”
- pitcher's mound
like third or fourth base, pitchers mound is a status regarding s-xual activity. it is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples s-xual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play. it is the act of punching your partners crotch area (usually with surprise). you continuously punch the others genitalia — […]
- monkey paw
the struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item i totally had to monkey paw the big phone 8 more definitions (verb) to make a careless wish or ask for something without thinking about the consequences. she asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not […]
an event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the b-m and/or underside of the seat. especially likely during diarrhea. “oh man, i had to p–p so bad that i gave myself p–plash!”