Pembroke MA


-probably the whitest town in the lower 48 states and home to the worst public schools known to modern america.
-run by a ruthless gang called the kta (mostly consisting of 8th grade males)
-nicknamed “the broke”
-the drug capital of the south sh-r-
-organized by old conservative white folks who need to retire
“hey, i was in pembroke ma today, it was awful”

“i went through the broke today and saw no black folks.”

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