Penazzle
to decorate your c-ck with jewels, thus bedazzling your p-n-s.
his c-ck it small but its penazzled so its worthy.
when a men bedazzles his man region using any sparkly/bejeweled variety of body art.
lady: “wow! what an amazingly shiny p-n-s!”
man: “nice sparkle nuts, broseph!”
penazzled man: “thanks, i went with a penazzle tonight.”
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