pence
facial expression of a man being -n-lly penetrated by a large p-n-s. usually without lube.
dude, you shoulda seen his pence when i drove my 10 incher into his -ss!
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a bureaucratic douche bag. popular in indiana’s 6th congressional district, defined after indiana’s district 6 representative.
that dude’s a total pence
(v.) to avoid answering a question, as exemplified by indiana governor mike pence in his interview on “this week” on march 29, 2015, about the broad “religious freedom” bill he signed.
examples of pencing:
george stephanopoulos: “yes or no: if a florist in indiana refuses to serve a gay couple at their wedding, is that legal now in indiana?”
mike pence: “george, this is where this debate has gone.”
“is that true or not?”
“george, look, the issue here is that, y’know…”
“yes or no: should it be legal to discriminate against gays and lesbians?”
“george, you’re following the mantra of the last week online, and you’re trying to make the issue about something else.”
to pick up or meet up at a particular location and time to go somewhere else.
i’ll pence you at 1800 to go to the movies
gay slang: to lick the -j-c-l-t- off your partners b-ttocks after pulling out. especially popular in the upper midwest.
wow, dude, the s-x was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. at least he didn’t go for the santorum.
small flat-chested skinny female usually under 5’5″ high. often found in groups. (abbreviated from “pencil”).
oh look, there’s chris, talking to that pence.
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