a pasty white boy.
d-mn, i got that nice penglin look going.
that n-gg- you can’t compete with. best rapper by far. don’t leave him alone around your girl. funny and the most lit person you will ever meet. unless you try him the wrong way, then u better stay far away from him. he/she moves in silence and when they attach u might end up dead. […]
messele is a meme lord that loves to suck d-ck. messele don’t put your p-n-s in that pencil sharpener
- bearded mermaid
a group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations. the bearded mermaids cruise the caribbean in search of paradise.
a human being who constantly communicates with other human beings without being physically present. usually with the aid of a cellular device or a computer. the introvertedness in this relationship has reached a new high, instead of talking to each other we text. an easy hole to fall into, but hard to climb out of […]
- goon udder
you strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. it provides you with ease of consumption. warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex. after my break […]