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PENIAL BOAT

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• penis flop

  also known as “pf”, the condition where a male’s p-n-s- whether donning underwear or not- is unknowingly, or knowingly showing through his pants and consistently hitting said pants as he walks, runs or generally moves. females tend to whisper “pf” to tell one another that they’ve spotted p-n-s flop on a male. “check it out, […]

• PENIS FUNERAL

  a wedding, this is where men lose the use of there p-n-s for the rest of there lives thus a funeral. wow i heard john is get married are you gonna go to his p-n-s funeral??

• penis snatch

  when you draw a picture of a p-n-s on an inflated balloon then proceed to leave it in a public place steve- “hey john, look at that balloon, i think that there is something drawn on it.” john- “look you’re right. someone drew a picture of a p-n-s on it, it’s a p-n-s sn-tch.”

• Troy Shower

  falling into a pit of p–p. the guy in slum dog millionaire enjoyed a troy shower when he fell through the toilet into the pile of p–p.

• Penny for your thoughts?

  1. old phrase that means: what are you thinking? technically it means: i’ll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. it’s silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. peter frampton used it for the t-tle of his guitar instrumental that can […]

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