Penis Jeans


extra tight fitting jeans that enhance the p-n-s area for guys. usually look gay or are extra tight punk style. worn on thursdays at high schools in washington for a joke holiday called “p-n-s jeans thursday” only guys can wear p-n-s jeans, and usually they are only worn on thursday unless you are a womo and like to wear them everyday like nick wax.
really tight jeans from abercrombie or old vintage tight cr-ppy jeans that are 2 sizes too small.

p-n-s jeans (noun). used in a sentence “hey you, nice p-n-s jeans! its not thursday”

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