Penis Pie


a large pastry dish constructed out of phallic organs, usually baked.
may i offer you some hefty quant-ties of my very own p-n-s pie?
when more than one p-n-s is in a v-g-n-/-n-s at any given moment. (double penetration)
d-mn i wont be able to walk for a week cus i got p-n-s pied last night.
a pie that has j-zz icing.
mmm… that p-n-spie was so good on my birthday.
when a person becomes far too into oral s-x and bites down on the p-n-s, causing the man to scream whilst she’s nomming away on p-n-s pie!
girl: i had p-n-s pie last night
other girl: poor guy
a flaky dessert usually cooked with c-ck sauce
coolguy16v cooks and shares p-n-s pie with his homes-xual friends
the favourite dish of sephlroth
seffy loves the c-ck.
when you c-m in a pie crust
want some p-n-s pie?

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