Penker


a penker is a person that penked someone on purpose or by accident. a penker can penk someone during april fools day as a practical joke, or a someone can be made a penker through accidentally damaging a pen. the damaged pen would then be used by another person, and that person would find themselves with ink all over their new pants.
i can’t wait to see joe’s face when he gets penked…

aaahh! i got ink all over my new shirt and pants!

the penker strikes again! swoosh!

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