noun: an act of f-ll-t– performed upon a man whilst he is defecating. note: if the man is defecating whilst seated upon a toilet, this act is instead known as a blumpkin.
so me and my girl was out camping right? and i had to sh-t y’know, so i goes out into the woods, and outta nowhere my girl shows up and starts giving me a penny whistle. it was pretty rad i guess.
whistles… made from pennies… or so the fable goes anyhoo. are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find ghetto moon pies. delicious with pina coladas.
“mmmmmm… penny whistles…”
also known as ‘end blown fipple flute’ or ‘w-lly whistle’.
‘would you like to see my pennywhistle?’
a spelling of the word p-n-s used by slightly less smart people who hear the word. having never seen it written down and write down what they think they hear. synonyms include peanous, peanis, pe-n-s, peenous, penice etc. jim: “i got wartz on meh penous” bill: “it’s p-n-s, get it right, idiot.”
similar to photogenic, but for selfie’s in particular. you don’t have to be photogenic to be selfigenic. girl 1: i’m so jealous of you, your so selfigenic! girl 2: thanks, i wish i was more photogenic!
when the sperm exit the epididymus s-m-n is added to the cell conglomeration. thus, the sperm cells are s-m-nized. “the sperm cells entered the urethra and were s-m-nized by the prostate gland.”
- Sex on the roller rink
something more expensive than s-x on the beach heh! i would like a s-x on the beach. hope it’s cheaper than s-x on the roller rink
- dick's tie theory
to wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. victims of d-ck’s tie usually need to dry clean or […]