penultimate club


every good college has frats and sororities, but only harvard has snotty final clubs. final clubs are frats you can’t rush, and made entirely of millionaires. penultimate clubs are a gr-ss-roots harvard reaction. lets bring the party and the booze back to the m-sses!
the enhydra club, a penultimate club in eliot house is taking applicants; no rich final club -ssholes need apply.

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