Penussy
penussy (pæn – oosy); 1. the s-xual organ of a male to female s-xual re-ssignment surgery.
2. the cavernous fart void of the p-n-s being rest-tched inside out like into a vaahj.
“come here stud and toss that balogna hawg deep inside this freshly twist tied penussy! and don’t forget to give it a good spit start!”
a gential area that has both male and female characteristics. the combination of a p-n-s and a p-ssy.
dude, sometimes when i take a leak i do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. having a penussy is very confusing. stop talking about my penussy.
a mutated, transgender s-xual organ, that is produced when a lengthy, and sometimes faulty, s-x change occurs. it’s physical appearance varies, but tends to look like a ripple, nubby p-n-s, with a very small scr-t-m.
victoria manwoman, leader of the penussy club, has a sweaty penussy that the club members ritualistically suck and lick weekly. in exchange for the licking ceremony, club members receive ed hardy clothing, uggs, blackberries, unlimited texting, and bl-wj-bs whenever they please. the ceremonies will continue until manwoman’s penussy is fully transformed into either a v-g-n- or a p-n-s; the initial gender of victoria manwoman is not clear to the public, and is a hidden secret of the penussy club.
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