a dope family that is strong willed and is very close knit. if you mess with one member of the family the wrath will be felt by all.
those are the penzing’s. do not mess with them.
abbreviation for “f-ck with me baby” used for when someone is happy/excited for something, or just for being funny example 1: “i just got paid!!! fwmbb!!” example 2: “you don’t like me? oh well fwmbb” example 3: “i love making my friends happy!!! fwmbb”
- *n*l hiccups
the involuntary opening and closing of the -n-l sphincter resulting in a release of gas, sh-t and any other -n-l dwelling material, quite often accompanied by a deep fart sound. the cause of -n-l hiccups is widely disputed by experts in the field, but it is commonly believed to be caused by extreme s-xual excitement. […]
- polish a pickled gherkin
verb to m-st-rb-t-. refers exclusively to males. he was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing bayonetta.
- watermelon student
a watermelon student is somebody who has been cl-ssically trained in the art of eating watermelon. their teacher is none other than tom willett. they know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding. that kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. he must […]
- m*ssachusetts care package
the skeletal remains of johnny appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water. ah! my m-ssachusetts care package is here! lovely! time to reenact the best time in history!