pepto jizmal
(for medicinal purposes only) what you offer when a girl calls to bail on a date because she’s not feeling well. a tasty teaspoon or two will cure any girl’s upset tummy.
sorry, ronnie, i can’t make it tonight. i just don’t feel very well.
how about a dose of pepto jizmal, carrie? it’ll cure what ails ‘ya!
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