Percher
a man whose p-n-s is not long enough to hang past his scr-t-m. therefor the p-n-s “perches” on the t-st-cl-s.
the term was coined in ventura, ca
but since has spread to parts of nevada and minnesota
mike is a percher
or
d-mn… mike is perchin’ his face off right now.
someone who lightly puts their hat high atop their head, most often in a crooked fashion.
this gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.
look at that group of perchers, dont they know thats not how to where a hat, or our their heads really just too big to fit?
a fart, that after attempting to hold in, escapes in a loud, violent, foul-smelling burst.
“ma, i tried to hold it, but it was a percher!”
1. a crazy person
2. suffers from a form of obsession
3. blind of the truth
those f-cking perchers are insane. can they not see what he’s really like those obsessive freaks?!
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