Perfect Diver
when you are crouched over a toilet (not sitting, standing), and your t-rd falls about a foot and goes inside the siphon (the hole that sh-t goes down) without flushing and stays down there without coming back out, without a spash that goes up to your b-tt hole.
hey dylan. i just took a dump, and only one was a perfect diver.
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