performance guy
a avid cyclist who rodes a carbon bike, shaves is leg, wears a nice bike team kit, takes electrolytes, and hates everything else related to bike that does not match his profile. expression popularized by cyclist/youtuber robin moore with his song “performance”.
julia: i thought about you today, i saw a performance guy on route 1.
al: cool! what kit was he wearing?
julia: not sure but he was freaking fast on a sparkling 2010 trek madone.
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short form for: pretty face fat -ss used in conjunction with girls. that chick over there, first row in lecture yesterday – she was so d-mn pffa bro! pretty from far away me and my boy were walking down the street and we say this dime piece…but then when we got close to her we […]
- PFH
pretty f-cking high, when you get so baked all you can say is pfh man im pfh right now….. potential future husband hey stacie, do you see that hot rock climber over there? totally a pfh. propensity for hagdom. describes a girl usually in her early to mid-twenties who looks good now because of her […]
- phytophiliac
no, it’s not urban slang, but since the online dictionary everyone uses to try and look these things up doesn’t have an entry, i’ll define it here. phytophiliac (n.) someone who demonstrates phytophilia — a s-xual attraction to plants. 1: “lou is such a tree-hugger…” 2: “d-mn phytophiliacs” 1: “lol”
- pleasure chest
a term often used to describe a woman’s br–sts by gentlemen who enjoy partaking in the rich and rewarding pastime of dutch f-cking. “so dude. she took me back to her place, cracked open the pleasure chest, and began tenderizing my meat stick with it! nice!”
- legitamis maximus
something being amazing,awesome,real,legit! to epic porportions. “true lemon: packets of crystalized lemons that you add to drinks such as water or diet c-ke dude! try it man!” “omg it seriously tastes like i squeezed a lemon in my water!!!” “i told you this stuff is legitamis maximus!!!”