performance guy


a avid cyclist who rodes a carbon bike, shaves is leg, wears a nice bike team kit, takes electrolytes, and hates everything else related to bike that does not match his profile. expression popularized by cyclist/youtuber robin moore with his song “performance”.
julia: i thought about you today, i saw a performance guy on route 1.
al: cool! what kit was he wearing?
julia: not sure but he was freaking fast on a sparkling 2010 trek madone.

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