period music
a very defined genre of music; similar to but noticeably distinct from tampon toe-tappers and menstrual melodies. these songs usually revolve around themes such as “beauty”, “innocence”, “how hard this is”, “blame”, and “that b-st-rd”. this type of music generally serves as a warning signal to any nearby, unsuspecting males.
example 1) kris: hey, man, i just heard some serious period music coming from laura’s room.
tyler: that time again, huh? you get the ice cream, i’ll lock the doors.
example 2) “hey, did you hear the new melissa etheridge alb-m yet?”
“no, i don’t get my period until wednesday.”
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