perjury
lying under oathe. what got bubba clinton impeached while president. it had nothing to do with an adulterous affair with his intern, monica lewinsky. his impeachement was entirely const-tutional because the u.s const-tution lists pergery among “high crimes and misdeameanors” because it can get you thrown into jail.
perjury is stupid and can get you thrown in jail. just tell the truth, because the truth will eventually come out anyway. save yourself further embar-ssment.
trying to run game on the judge in a case where you can get played
my baby mamma lying bout having insurance for my son.
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