Perma-Short
in climates with significant weather changes between the four seasons, a perma-short is someone who will wear shorts all year round, regardless of temperature. usually, perma-shorts are male with long unruly hair. they usually complement their shorts with an old t-shirt usually displaying something related to dragons, wolves, eagles, or def leppard. it is usually postulated that most perma-shorts think they are some how getting back at society by refusing to wear coats and pants.
“who’s the perma-short in the net shorts across the street? it’s f-cking 10 below today!!” –> “what a bad -ss, that firey dragon t-shirt is ice cold”
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