sausage suit
when an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.
“oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me…dam i need to lose weight.”
“sausage suit! won’t even try that dress on chelsea.”
“i look like a sausage suit.”
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