pern
a m-ssive and miraculous amount of p-rn, which includes videos, magazines, toys, and rare novelty items. each day a u-haul truck full of pern is brought to a secret location, which is only known to its owner for safety reasons. the collection to date is the largest of its kind, and is meticulously organized and well preserved.
cole: “hey tyler have you been messing with my pern?”
tyler: “no way man, i wouldn’t dare.”
cole: “you two-faced deceitful son of a b-tch, i know you were f-cking with my pern cause jugs magazine issue oct 2003 is after jugs nov 2003. im going to kick you in your fifth vertebrae you dirty wh-r-!”
pern is a world created by anne mccaffrey for a series of fantasy novels involving dragons and their riders.
dragonriders of pern
(verb) to date someone for a long time, and then break up with them for no substantial reason.
joe: what happened to katie, bro? i thought you guys had it good.
alex: wasn’t feeling it anymore so i perned her.
steph: oh my g-d! why are you crying?
anna: he perned me, just like that. three whole years and he perns me.
unis-x word to describe whatever it is that is between your legs. alt. code word for genitalia.
hey, maybe later we can rub perns.
shorthand for pernis that can be used as either a noun or an adjective. the noun form relates to p-n-s. the adjective form relates to someone acting like a p-n-s.
adjective form:
“man, dave is being such a pern!”
noun form:
“dave has such a big pern!”
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