squirrel pants
the bulge that appears out of a man’s crotch when he wears a speedo. looks like a squirrel caught in his speedo. really gross to see. even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. to have a speedo closed that tight in that area can’t be comfy.
i was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then mr. squirrel pants. i looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure i wouldn’t see him again.
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