Pertarded
pertarded. a word used by people who instead of ‘r-t-rded’ opt for ‘pertarded’.
-used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to ‘r-t-rded’.
-stemming from ‘perturbed’, or is it? i dunno..thats ‘pertarded’.
”omg dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn’t…there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their br–sts on e. the whole situation was pertarded.
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