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  • peruvian hat

    when you´re having s-x with a really tall and big girl, you try to put your head in her p-ssy or against it while she stands, therefore her legs fall to the sides of your head, kinda like a peruvian hat. helga gave me a peruvian hat the other day.

  • Vajorska

    a synonym for the cheap, but surprisingly high quality vodka, majorska. “majorska” becomes “vajorska” when drank by a female who proceeds to lose all s-xual inhibitions. d-mn bro, that chick was all over you last night! yeah i know man, she kept pounding that vajorska.

  • Crotch Pot Cookin'

    when it is so hot outside that a man’s pants become a boiling pot for his nuts. it’s so hot outside that jack says his nuts are doin’ a lil crotch pot cookin’!

  • Van Camp

    1)to have large amounts of sand in the v-g-n-; whine about everything. 2) to not pull your weight, but feel ent-tled to everything. 1) he is van camp-ing about having to work during the day, when we was on the night crew 2) even though he doesn’t work, he feels he should get a promotion. […]

  • Ditchfield Syndrome

    a psychological condition caused by suppression of their true s-xuality. typical symptoms of the condition include childlike name calling, frequent episodes of tourettes style speech/text/emails, a complete failure to see the brighter side of life and repeating the mantra “we are all f-cked”. person 1: “it looks like there are hard times ahead” person with […]


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