Pervert’s Row


pervert’s row is the seating directly in front of (or around) the stage at a strip club. the view is incredible. it provides easy access to the stage itself, for stage diving or stripper interaction.
pervert’s row was full so we had to sit at the back of the bar. i couldn’t see a f-cking thing.

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