Pet Shitter
person paid to take pets out just for “physiologic functions” trip to park when you are not around.
dude: oh.. finally i’m gonna take some weekend off.
dude’s friend: what about your dog?
dude: it’s been taken care of. i’ve got pet sh-tter service booked already.
dude’s friend: everything’s all right then.
synonyms: dog sh-tter
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