pet the snake


to jack off really hard
im bored im gonna go pet the snake

Read Also:

  • Krolli

    krolli: a particularly annoying or ridiculous human being. clown-like. usually wears brightly coloured, comical clothing, carrying a large rainbow beach ball. is excellent at board games. “oi, emily, you krolli!” “tara, stop being so krollilicious”. “charlotte, it’s about time you started acting less krolli-like.”

  • schmeckler

    a little p-n-s awww look at alex’s little schmeckler

  • Finty

    a girl with an eccentric hairstyle – natural or artificial. usually with a personality almost as equally eccentric. great fun to be around but does get offended when their hair is mentioned in an offensive way. “no way! look at that girls hair, she’s a total finty!” a really boring person, who tends to get […]

  • Schmeer

    to “schmeer” yourself means to kill yourself girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day! mom: if that happens ill schmeer myself verb: 1. in the card games schafkopf and sheepshead, to throw value cards onto a trick that you expect your partner will take. others […]

  • Fire Fist

    the action of fisting a ginger. note: as you are about to enter, you must yell “flame on!”. dude, i totally fire fisted that red head last night.


Disclaimer: pet the snake definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.