short for flowerpetally.
having the characteristics of a flowerpetal.
usually meant for a girl.
these characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, beautiful, and very lovable.
the word for a guy with these characteristics is woodchippy.
erik: you know that new girl, clara? i finally got to know her. she turned out to be quite petally. i mean, she’s humble but she is incredibly smart and so lovely.
alex: surely she can’t compare to my sweetheart. mereda is like the sun, making my dull life sparkle. she will always be in my heart.
edward: true, mereda is definitely petally. but so is my biology partner, hariette. she helps me so much, making the ever-so-difficult cl-ss seem like first grade. and yet she never accepts a compliment.
when a r-t-rded sober male mistakes a hammer for a wrench. solution: rip “petrench’s” man card in half. “hey dude p-ss me the wrench” “thats a hammer you petrench.
- Phillips-Smith Maneuver
when you are having s-xual intercourse with a woman, who some would call a “filthy sl-t”, “wh-r-“, or “diseasy hooker”…and after your experience, you freak out… either because of misuse of a condom or you have a venomous std filled slime on your penial region. you then perform what is now called the “phillips-smith maneuver”. […]
- Philonious Phunk
also known as phillipe fortin hey philonious phunk, wheres mr. clean nitro biz? i just got some prawns and im hungarian so i want to go to sub native.
that state of talking about something in a philosophical manner while high from smoking marijuana, usually involving debate about ontology, epistemology, and occasionally hermeneutics; typical of those in academic environments, especially at the college level male 1: “believe those who are seeking the truth. doubt those who find it” male 2: “sometimes i wonder what […]
pr-nounced: fee-nis a way of saying p-n-s only its more epic gay f-g #1: look at my large p-n-s gay f-g #2: thats no p-n-s, its a phoenis!