peter beater


an excessive masturbator.

same as peter-beater.
“i wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter beater.”
an excessive masturbator.

also peter beater.
i wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.
this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your p-n-s on the way down.
be careful using that toilet, it’s a peter beater.
one who beats his peter, meat, d-ck, etc.
pete the peterbeater inspired the chant, “pete pete beats his meat”
another name for a man’s hands.
hey, check out the peter beaters on that guy! it looks like he’s carrying two bunches of bananas!
a wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named peter
peter, i swear to g-d dont make me take out my peter beater!

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